Bizarre ER: Series 2

What can you say about a series where, in the first episode, we see surgeons work on a man who has been impaled on a fence post?

Bizarre ER: Series 2

Aside from that poor fella, we meet a man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages (eh?), a housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread and no anaesthetic, and a dog walker who has a finger pulled off after getting it caught in a lead.

If that doesn't make you dive behind the sofa, episode two lines up a teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman left with her heel hanging off after trying to manoeuvre a boat with her foot; and a jogger struck by a huge bolt of lightning conducted through the crucifix around his neck. Cripes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!