Best or worse Tattoos... you decide?

They're rich and famous, so you'd think they'd get REALLY COOL tattoos, right? Yeah, no.

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Miley Cyrus

The pop vixen looks almost embarrassed to be showing off this cat tat, and so she should. Emojis are bad enough in text messages, let alone your actual mouth. We feel yellow just looking at it.

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Cheryl Cole

When you're blessed with one of the loveliest backsides in the business, why would you go and do THIS to it? At least it's much-loved Cheryl Cole – whatever she does, she'll come out smelling of roses.

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Rihanna

Society has never been more sensitive to gun crime and the rather ugly glamorisation of violence in the media. But Rihanna decided, what the hey, and went and got this pointlessly provocative firearm tattoo anyway. Classy.

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Louis Tomlinson

Being a member of one of the biggest bands on the planet, you'd think Louis Tomlinson would go for a rather more rock 'n' roll tattoo than a cup of tea. But no. He decided a cup of tea was absolutely the thing he had to have done. A cup. Of tea.

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Sinead O'Connor

No, this isn't Sinead looking a bit flushed after a walk around town. She really did have the letters B and Q written on her face, presumably because of her extreme passion for DIY. It's safe to say… nothing compares to this tattoo. (Sorry.)

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Mike Tyson

Having a face tattoo is a bold move, especially when it looks as ridiculous as this. Only Tyson could pull it off, on account of the fact he could literally put your nose through the back of your head if you looked at him funny.

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Justin Bieber

Why yes, Justin, we do believe that's a truly dreadful tattoo.

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Mark Wahlberg

Is there anything naffer than someone tattooing their own name on themselves? Maybe only Mark's early days as undie-modelling rapper "Marky Mark". But let's not go into that.

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Katie Price

Just when we thought we'd never be surprised by anything Katie Price could do, she went and had this garter tattooed on her leg. Her reason? "I am obsessed with underwear, with stockings and suspenders, and so even when that is all taken off, I've still got something quite sexy on." Gotcha.

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Ke$ha

Try-hard pop chick Ke$ha really is desperate to impress isn't she? Saying that, we're sure a lot of men would quite like to take her request literally.

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Miley Cyrus

Cheryl Cole

Rihanna

Louis Tomlinson

Sinead O'Connor

Mike Tyson

Justin Bieber

Mark Wahlberg

Katie Price

Ke$ha